 TRUMP VOWS TO
“WORK TIRELESSLY” THROUGH
HOLIDAYS
On his putting. |
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Report: Pentagon Wary of Trump's
Talk of Martial Law
And referring to himself as
“generalissimo.” |
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Biden Agenda Includes Overturning
Many of Trump's Actions
First up: replace all the White House
shower heads. |
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Poll: Half of Russians Don't
Believe Navalny Poisoned
Russian food is that bad. |
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 UK: Border Closes
Due to New Covid Outbreak
Trucks loaded with cheese can neither
enter nor leave England. |
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| (Once again we turn to our stellar
panel of psychics, seers and
soothsayers for a look at what's
to come in the new year.) |
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 | Kandu: “The coronavirus magically
disappears and Donald Trump is
awarded the Nobel Prize.” |
 | Madame Blavinsky:
“Zoom seances will be
all the rage until the Feds
move in.” |
 | Cassandra:
“A Civil War reenactment
gets out of hand, leading to a
Constitutional crisis.” |
 | Nostradamus:
“Humans will be replaced
by monoliths, but little else
will change.” |
 | Tiresias:
“2021 will be boring and
uneventful once Donald Trump is
forcibly removed from office.” |
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