| PEOPLE |
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 Trump Sees
Canada as 51st State, Wayne Gretzky
as Governor
Thinks it will make travel easier to
52nd state, Greenland. |
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RFK Jr Wants to Ban
Drug Ads on TV
Meanwhile, Ozempic: The Musical
is headed for Broadway. |
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| MEDIA |
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Report: Americans Turn Away
From Watching News
Take up painting, gardening, yoga,
screaming, shivering, banging
their heads against the wall. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Passengers in
Driverless Taxis Report Harassment From Pedestrians
Taxi company will place an armed
guard in front passenger seat. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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“Godfather” of AI: 10-20%
Chance it Wipes Out Humanity
Within Next 3 Decades
When asked if it could prevent such
a catastrophe from happening, Chatbot
GPT 4 responded: “I'm sorry Dave, I
can't do that.” |
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 AI Avatars
Can Now Gesture Naturally When They Speak
With some adjustments for Italian avatars. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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 RFK Jr Backs
Conspiracy That Plane Contrails a
Government Plot to Cause Mass
Sterilization or Mind Control
And don't even ask him about
the Goodyear blimp. |
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