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REASONS FOR GOING
TO WAR CHANGING
"Gut Feeling He's Got Nukes"
down, "They Already Hate Us, What's
to Lose?" up, "See if New
Weapons Work" and "Oil"
holding steady. |
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Cheney Nixes Deal to Allow
Affordable Lifesaving Drugs in Africa
Claims drug companies are "tapped
out" from campaign contributions,
lobbying costs. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Sales of
"Smiley Face"
Buttons Lag in Third World
Retailers blame "pervasive pessimism"
caused by widespread poverty, disease, starvation. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Optimistic as He
Looks Ahead to '03
With prospect of tax breaks for the
wealthy and wars with Iraq and North
Korea, things "couldn't be
better." |
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10% of Prisoners Held in
Guantanamo Not Guilty of Anything
"Whatever" says State
Department. |
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REMINDER
It might be a good
time to clean out
the old bomb shelter. |
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Raelian Bishop Claims
First Human Clone
Cult succeeded thanks to grant from White
House Office of Faith-Based Charity. |
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Administration Plans to Tape
Demonstrations
Hopes to identify citizens exercising
their
right to peacefully assemble, and their
ilk. |
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Candidates Emerging for
Expected Vacancies on High Court
White House divided between backers of
Charlton Heston and David Duke. |
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