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 NO. 1138 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 25 - 31, 2022 

Jul 18
Aug 1
BIDEN CALLS ON NATION FOR DRASTIC ACTION ON CLIMATE
Republicans call for more mental health programs.
 
WORLD NEWS
UN Health Agency Declares Monkeypox Global Emergency
Advises everyone to stay home and re-subscribe to Netflix.
Report: China Plans 2026 Launch Of Powerful Space Telescope
Unlike ours, it will be pointed at Earth.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Company Debuts Bulletproof Steel Shelters for Schools
When not being used to hide kids from active shooters, bullies can have fun locking nerds in them.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Trump Tells Aides He
Needs to Run to Avoid Jail

And, to play it safe, he'll campaign remotely from Scotland.
Biden Addresses Climate Crisis,
Stops Short of Declaring
Climate Emergency

“It's not that bad in the shade,” he explains.
 
REMINDER
  Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice, sedition in defense of a lying sociopath is off the charts.
 
Georgia Prosecutors Tell
16 Fake Electors They
Could Face Charges

They could be charged with election interference, impersonating an elector, and an additional charge of doing a really poor impersonation of an elector.
Report: Trump Still Trying
To Get State Officials to
Overturn 2020 Results

Hopes they'll do it “just to get him off their backs,” says a close confidante.
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