| HEAT WAVE BLANKETS COUNTRY |
 NEW
YORK HAS RECORD 104°
Adjusted for subway with no air conditioning, feels
like 212°. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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 Report:
Kim Jong-il Has Big Macs Flown in
Daily From China
Plus Happy Meals for heir
apparent, Kim Jong-un. |
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 Obama
Apologizes to China About Meeting
With Dalai Lama
Says he showed up unannounced. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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 Oil
Sheik's Name Spelled Out in
Desert Visible From Space
Only 5000 foreign workers
perished. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Congressional Panel: $34 Billion
Wasted in Iraq, Afghanistan
Money that could have been wasted in Libya. |
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Texas Ed Board Compromises on
Evolution Materials
Children will be taught Christian
Republicans descended from Adam and Eve,
everyone else descended from apes. |
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| REMINDER |
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It's not the heat, it's the
collapse of the ecosystem. |
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Police Bust Prostitution Ring
Catering to Wall Street
Charging $10,000 a Night
Includes parking. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Study:
TV Viewers Mostly Influenced by
Candidate's Physical Appearance
Conclusion: Lincoln wouldn't
stand a chance today. |
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