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 NO. 1037 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 17 - 23, 2020 

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Aug 24
TRUMP DOUBLES DOWN AGAINST VOTE BY MAIL
Touts many advantages of casting one's ballot in person.
 
POLITICS
Trump: If Biden Wins “You'll
Have to Learn to Speak Chinese”

“Russian's much easier,” he points out.
Trump: Men “Insulted” by
Biden Choosing Woman

And white men insulted by him picking black woman.
Biden Won't Rule Out Ambassadorships to Big Donors
But “Monaco will cost you,” he explains.
  Clintons, Obamas, Bernie
Sanders to Speak at Virtual Democratic Convention

Scott Baio, Ted Nugent, Don King among those to speak at virtual Republican convention.
U. S. NEWS
USPS Warns 46 States
Mail-In Ballots May Not
Arrive on Time

Suggests using another postal service.
Congressional Watchdog:
Top Two DHS Officials
Serving Illegally

Suggests they be returned to Fox News from whence they came.
 
REMINDER
  The ballot is in the mail.
 
Trump Wants Pro Football
To Be Played

Signs order giving NFL $1 trillion.
QAnon Supporter Wins
Republican Congressional
Primary in Georgia

Pledges to “bring sanity back” to Washington.
Trump Sows Doubt About
Harris's Eligibility to Run

She's a lawyer, district attorney, state attorney general, U.S. Senator, but she “never got great ratings.”
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