AREA 51
DECLASSIFIED
All extraterrestrial artifacts, remains,
ongoing research transferred to
still-classified Area 52. |
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U.S. Condemns Egypt's Massacre
of Its Own People
Attaches harsh note to check for $1.3 billion in
military aid. |
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India Launches 1st Domestically Produced
Aircraft Carrier
The Mahatma Gandhi. |
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Peru: Top Two Military Leaders of
Shining Path Lured into Trap With
Promise of Women, Then Killed
U.S. politicians: take note. |
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Airbus Super Jumbo
Jet Trying to Lure Passengers With New Perks
Like TV in coach (above). |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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New York: Judge Rules
Stop-and-Frisk Unconstitutional
You can stop, or you can frisk, but you can't do both. |
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Shift Seen in Federal Policy
On Crime, Drugs
Justice Department hints it might start
going after actual criminals. |
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| REMINDER |
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You're constantly being watched,
listened to and analyzed by a pimply
government sub-contractor. |
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Workers Getting More Paid Vacation,
Less Sick Leave Than 20 Years Ago
But if you get sick, you can take your
vacation in a hospital. |
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Yucca Mountain Ruling Unlikely to Resurrect
Nevada Nuclear Dump Plan
Meanwhile, keep your nuclear waste in double-sealed
bags in your freezer. |
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| POLITICS |
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GOP Votes to Bar CNN, NBC
From Hosting '16 Debates
In talks with SyFy, Cartoon Network. |
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