Ironic Times

 NO. 310 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 21 - 27, 2006 

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BUSH SAYS RUMSELD TOLD HIM THINGS GOING WELL IN IRAQ
Rumsfeld says he got it from Bush.
 
WORLD NEWS
Castro Improving
He's up, alert, smoking favorite Montecristo.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Dell Recalls 4.1 Million Laptop Computer Batteries Due to Fire Hazard
Warns customers not to bring them back in Ford trucks or SUVs, which could also catch fire.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Tabloids Catch Prince Harry Groping in Pub
Should improve royal family's reputation.
U. S. NEWS
Cheney: Lieberman Loss Helps Terrorists
Warns of terrorists getting control of Congress.
Army Raises Age Limit for New Recruits to 43
Must have I.Q. of over 75, at least one leg.
Polls: More Trouble for Bush
Majority now thinks he's an idiot.
 
 
REMINDER
  You can always go on TV and humiliate yourself.
 
Arrest Finally Made in JonBenet Ramsey Case
Huge federal task force will now shift its attention to bin Laden.
Judge Orders End to Warrantless
Spy Program

You can use phone again.
 
POLITICS
After Uttering Racial Slur, Sen. Allen Loses All His Minority Support
But hopes to win him back.
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