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Basketball:
U.S. Eliminated by China,
112-14
Earl Boykins (right) leads
Americans in scoring with 3.
Motivated Iraqi Soccer Team |
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Upsets Portugal,
Costa Rica
A loss would mean facing
certain torture by U.S. prison guards. |
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Americans Urged to Keep a
Low Profile in Athens
Advised not to greet foreigners by
slapping them on the back and saying,
“Well, hello there little buddy!” |
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 Latest
Scandal: Water Wings
Three swimmers caught using them. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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As Freedom Takes Root, Better
News Coming Out of Iraq
Especially since government shut down Al
Jazeera. |
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Human Cloning Approved in
U.K.
As long as no sex is involved. |
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| ELECTION NEWS |
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Analysis: Country Divided
Into Two Warring Cultures
On one side, country bumpkins who see
everything in black and white; on the
other, elitist snobs who nuance every
thought. |
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New York City
Welcomes Early Arrivals
to GOP Convention
Local authorities predict
"circus-like
atmosphere." |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Miss America Pageant To Bring Back
Talent Competition Following Protests
Agreement reached after Miss Congeniality
releases hostages. |
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| POLITICS |
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“October Surprises”
Announced
White House unveils schedule for pivotal
month leading up to election. |
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| Oct. 6 |
Bin Laden captured,
finds Jesus, calls Bush
“great man.” |
| Oct. 9 |
Colin Powell throws out
first ball at Falluja
Little League game. |
| Oct. 15 |
Casual Friday
constitutional amendment
proposed. |
| Oct. 24 |
Invasion of Iran. |
| Oct. 31 |
Halloween candy tax
rebate announced. |
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