| PUBLISHING |
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 Cohen Book Forward
Hints at Golden Showers, Cheating
on Melania
And three hundred pages of shady real
estate contracts. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Hedonism Key to
Living Happier Life
According to those who have never tried it. |
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Fewer Passengers, But More
Guns Confiscated at Airports
Fliers really want an empty seat
next to them. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Trump Lifts Obama-Era
Controls on Methane
Warns Biden Presidency could
result in severe shortage of
methane. |
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| SPORTS |
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Much of College Football
Shut Down
Student athletes can now devote all
their time to academics. |
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| FEATURE |
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At what
rate are African-
Americans incarcerated
compared to whites? |
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A ) |
The same. |
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B ) |
Two times. |
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C ) |
Three times. |
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D ) |
Four times. |
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E ) |
Five times. |
| Hint: it actually used to be higher. |
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| EDUCATION |
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White House Issues Safety
Tips for Schools
No gum, no passing notes, no locking
guys in their locker. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump Calls
for New Restrictions on
Wind Turbines
Blames them for recent bad hair day. |
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