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REPORT: EPSTEIN CLAIMED
HE INTRODUCED TRUMP
TO MELANIA
When she was 14. |
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UK Ambassador Resigns After Calling
Trump “Inept,” “Insecure,”
“Incompetent” in Leaked Cables
In newly leaked cables, his replacement calls
Trump “a very stable genius.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Uber Begins
Rolling Out Uber Black, High-End
Ridesharing
Gives rich ne'er-do-wells a chance to make some
money from their dad's Mercedes. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Pence Tours Crowded, Filthy,
Stench-Ridden Detention Facility
Pleased by what he sees. |
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Mueller's Televised Appearance in
Congress Highly Anticipated
Lawmakers from both parties look forward to
preening, bloviating and delivering long,
self-serving testimonials before running
out of time. |
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| REMINDER |
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Always insult and belittle
those you don't agree with. |
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Pentagon May Ban Pizza,
Beer in Switch to Lean, High
Performance Diet
May also need to bring back the draft. |
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| POLL |
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81% of Colorado Youth Say
They Don't Use Marijuana; 79%
Say They Believe Their Peers Do
Asked to explain the discrepancy, 97% don't
understand the question. |
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