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PEOPLE
Report: Epstein, Trump Only Men at Party Attended by “28 Young Swimsuit Models”
“A lot of invitations got lost in the mail,” says White House.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Hollywood's Looming Revolution: Human Actors Replaced by Virtual Actors
Represented by virtual agents.
 
BUSINESS
VW Beetle Production Ends
Car remembered fondly by hippies and Nazis alike.
Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic to Go Public
Branson himself plans to spend next six months in orbit if IPO bombs.
REAL ESTATE
Miami: Poor Pressured to
Move to Areas More Likely
To Flood as Wealthy Abandon Coastline

Opportunistic developers seen passing out “Move to lower ground” leaflets in English and Spanish.
 
SCIENCE
NASA's Excitement Over Release of Methane on Mars Dies Down After No Further Readings
New theory points to NASA scientist who forgot to take Beano.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Automobile Fatalities Have
Increased by 3% Since
Emergence of Ride-Hailing Apps

Uber, Lyft “have helped a lot,” says spokesperson for organ donor network.
Study: It's Healthier, More Productive to Be Yourself at Work
Even if not everyone in the office is into puns, wedgies, practical jokes.
Study: No Evidence of Added
Benefit in Most New Drugs

Just a mind-boggling list of additional side effects.

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