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 POPE:
OTHER CHRISTIAN DENOMINATIONS NOT
“TRUE” CHURCHES
They don't play Bingo. |
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Report: Turkey Masses 140,000
Troops at Iraq Border
Gen. Shinseki says they'll need at least
300,000. |
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Musharraf Has Captured More
Al Qaeda Than Any Other
Country, Says U.S.
Several were in his Cabinet. |
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Cuba: Boatload of Americans
Detained After Treacherous
Voyage From Florida
Tell authorities they were seeking
“better health care.” |
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| POLITICS |
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Thompson's
Wife Urges Him to Run
Sees herself as the first
Trophy First Lady. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Head Of Hurricane Center
Removed
Tropical storms forming in Atlantic await
his replacement. |
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Congress Doubles Bounty on
Bin Laden to $50 Million
Plus free face transplant. |
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Former Surgeon General: White
House Constantly Interfered
Drove him to start smoking again. |
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| REMINDER |
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The
Captain of the Titanic
has no clothes. |
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Poll: 92% Want Food Labels to
Include Country of Origin
People want to know if the apple pie they
just bought was made in Hunan or Henan
Province. |
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One Quarter of Top Positions at
DHS Remain Unfilled
White House blames shortage of cronies. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Dictionary Adds
“Smackdown,” “DVR,”
“IED"
Drops “meeting,”
“talking,”
“coexisting.” |
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