 NORTH, SOUTH
KOREAN LEADERS MEET, AGREE TO END
68-YEAR WAR
Agree to disagree about who was to blame. |
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Korea Summit Translators' Challenge
Never has world safety depended so heavily on translations for the
upcoming Kim-Trump Summit. Here are a few key translations: |
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| “I will rain fire and fury down on
you” = "You have a very lovely wife,
you're a lucky man." |
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| “My button is bigger than your
button.” = "Isn't Dennis Rodman a
fun guy?" |
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| “You're a stupid dotard.” = "Your
wife looks fantastic in that hat!" |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Tree Planted by Trump,
Macron Disappears
Reports of it uprooting itself and running
away are unconfirmed. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Senators Summarize Charges
Against Trump Nominee to
Head the VA: Prescription Drug
Abuse, Hostile Work Environment,
Drinking on the Job
He withdrew his name to avoid any further
distraction, and to have a drink. |
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NY Times Describes Michael
Cohen as Trump “Consiglieri”
Trump chose him over Robert Duvall. |
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| REMINDER |
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Flattery will get you nowhere, other
than a job in this administration. |
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 Caravan of Migrants
Arrive at Border Asking for Asylum
"In a blue state if possible." |
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| POLITICS |
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Survey: Trump Voters Driven
By Fear of Losing Status, Not
Economic Hardship
“Make America Great Again for White
People” too many words to fit on a hat. |
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