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 BIN
LADEN DEAD
Trump takes credit. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Foreign Minister Says Japan Once Again
Open for Business
Crippled Fukushima nuclear power plant rebranded
as tourist attraction. |
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Iran: Ahmadinejad Rumored
Stepping Down
According to publicist for “Dancing
With the Stars.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Visitors,
Banned for 20 Years, Once Again
Allowed in Leaning Tower of Pisa
Catastrophic accident insurance
included in price of admission. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Petraeus Replaces Panetta at CIA,
Panetta Replaces Gates at Defense
Gates waits for his Presidential Medal of
Freedom. |
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Alleged WikiLeaks Leaker
Released From Solitary Confinement
In slight nod to Constitution. |
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| REMINDER |
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Wear a
cheap suit for the
Rapture. |
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Oklahoma House Votes “Swing
Low, Sweet Chariot” Official
State Gospel Song
Official State Education Song:
“Don’t Know Much About
History.” |
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| POLITICS |
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 Corsi
Book a No. 1 Best Seller Before
Its Release
Note: author has since changed
title to “Where's the
College Transcript?” |
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