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ANALYSTS: NORTH KOREA'S
NEWEST MISSILES FAKES
And their rocket scientists actors. |
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UN Court Finds Former Liberian President
Charles Taylor Complicit in Mass Murder,
Rapes, Mutilations
He claimed he acted in self-defense. |
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Chavez Calls Home From Cuba to Dispel
Rumors of His Death
Says he and Fidel just played three sets of tennis. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Worth of
Gold Coins in Scrooge McDuck's
Vault Estimated at $31.2 Billion
That's before he donated to Romney Super PAC. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Heavy Drinking, Bringing
Prostitutes Back to Hotel Rooms
Banned by Secret Service
But moderate drinking, lap dances at strip
clubs still okay. |
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| REMINDER |
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Eat your genetically modified vegetables. |
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Suppressed Dissenting 2006 State
Dept. Memo Regarding Torture
Seen for First Time
Identity, whereabouts of author still unknown. |
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House Republicans Working With Big
Business to Mine Grand Canyon
Which you’ll be able to watch from Vista del
Grand Canyon Luxury Condos & Golf Course. |
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| POLITICS |
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Romney Urges Young People
To Take Risks, Borrow Money
From Their Parents
Even if it means putting their inheritance
in jeopardy. |
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