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 PUBLIC DOESN'T
SUPPORT STRIKE ON SYRIA
Supports strike on Time Warner Cable. |
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Bo Xilai, on Trial in China, Shifts Focus
From Corruption to Sex
It's sweeps week on state-run TV. |
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 Spain: Revelers
at Annual “Tomatina”
Take Break From Hardships
Now country faces severe tomato shortage. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Revealed:
NYPD Has Secret Spy Cab
Discovered when someone got a ride from
the airport and was driven directly to their
destination and charged the proper amount. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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U.S. Prepares for War With Afghanistan
Iraq Iran Libya Syria
It will be brief quick painless over fast. |
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Revealed: CIA Receives
$14.7 Billion, NSA $10.8 Billion
NSA spokesperson has no comment
except to say, “They get how much more?” |
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| REMINDER |
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Congress is open, drive carefully. |
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Fast-Food Worker Walkouts Spread Across Country
Did somebody say workers of the world, unite? |
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Latest Snowden Leak Refers to NSA's
“Groundbreaking Cryptanalytic Capabilities”
They've apparently broken code that
translates what teenagers are saying. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Banks Add Fees to Talk to Teller
And to open an account you have to give them a toaster. |
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