| |
SPOT RETURNS FROM
FACT- FINDING TRIP TO MIDEAST
Will meet with the President
and make his recommendations. |
|
 |
|
| |
| WORLD NEWS |
 |
Bush Asks Mexico for Aid
President Fox says he will consider
helping “an old friend.” |
|
Indian Gov't Makes TVs
Cheaper to Discourage Sex, Lower
Population
“Worked in America,” says
official. |
|
Microsoft Forms Own Army
Only for “defensive purposes,”
says Bill Gates. |
| |
| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
|
White House Releases
Official “Concerned” Bush Photo
To be
used by print media for
all stories relating to
sensitive issues on which
there is no consensus. |
|
 |
|
|
| U. S. NEWS |
|
Surplus, Social Security Gone
“Easy come, easy go,” says
White House. |
|
Ex-Felon Wins $41.4 Million
in Powerball Lottery
But Kentuckian plans to continue working
part-time as armed robber. |
|
Condit's Publicity Chief
Resigns
Leaving to work for Slobodan Milosevic. |
| |
REMINDER
School is open, so be on the lookout
for heavily-armed students bearing
a grudge. |
|
|
| |
| TRENDS |
|
U.S. Attention Span Has
Shortened Considerably in Last 30 Years
Many factors to blame, according to
unfinished survey. |
|
Man Arrested for Road Rage,
Ground Rage, Air Rage
Says he was “running late” for
an anger-management class. |
|
Study: Bullies Healthier
Than Their Peers
Reason: bullies beat up their peers and
steal their lunches. |
|
