| WORLD NEWS |
 Qaddafi,
Disguised as His Blonde Nurse,
Escapes From Libya
His blonde nurse, disguised as
Qaddafi, is shot by Navy Seals
and buried at sea. |
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| FOCUS ON: THE PRESIDENCY |
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On Return From Vacation
Obama Faces Tough Call
On Keystone XL Pipeline
On one side: environmentalists, farmers,
ranchers, indigenous people, residents of
Alberta, Saskatchewan, Montana, South
Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, and
Texas. On the other side: Big Oil. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Many
Photos of Condoleezza Rice Found
in Qaddafi’s Compound
He admired her ruthlessness. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Pat Robertson: God Purposely
Cracked Washington Monument
Accidentally bumped into National
Cathedral. |
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Census Data: Red States in
South, West Have Highest Divorce Rate
Where present, future divorcees vote overwhelmingly for
“family values.” |
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| REMINDER |
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The
rich are just like you
and me, only obscenely
richer. |
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U.S. Teen Pregnancy Rates
Down, Texas Teen Pregnancy Rate Up
But Rick Perry is praying for them. |
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Foreign Student/Workers
Complain Hershey Packaging Plant Broke
Promise to Provide “Cultural
Immersion”
Hershey says breaking promise was
cultural immersion. |
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Perry Takes Big Lead in GOP
Race
Voters seem to like his kind of crazy. |
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