 NEW
ORLEANS MAKING GREAT
PROGRESS, SAYS BUSH
Shown: President Bush (obscured
by debris) addresses civic leaders. |
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Bush Warns Iran
Threatens it with undermanned invasion,
inept occupation, incompetent
reconstruction. |
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Support Grows for Dividing
Afghanistan Into 3 Regions
One each for Taliban, warlords, opium
farmers. |
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U.S. Military Puts Out $20
Million Contract for Positive News From
Iraq
Having already shelled out $200 billion
for negative news. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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China Drops
Mao From School Textbooks
Replaces him with Yao. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Rumsfeld Likens Bush Critics
To Fascist Appeasers
Two hundred million Americans object to comparison. |
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Polygamist on FBI's Most
Wanted List Captured
Reputed to have 72 wives, he begged to be
arrested. |
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| REMINDER |
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Drive carefully, there
are 46.6 million uninsured. |
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Bush: Iraq War Part of Larger Fight
Called midterm elections. |
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Montana's
Sen. Burns: Terrorists
“Drive Taxi Cabs In
the Daytime and Kill at
Night”
Left: large terrorist
gathering at unknown
location. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Zero Sum: Blue States Pass
Laws to Cut Greenhouse Gas Emissions
Polluting industries move to red states. |
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