 OBAMA
IMPERSONATOR SHAKES UP REPUBLICAN
LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE
Announces he's running. |
|
| |
| WORLD NEWS |
 |
Afghan Judges Invalidate One
Fourth of Its Parliament
All those who aren't relatives. |
|
Brazilian Government
Identifies
Remote, Uncontacted Tribe
In Amazon Rain Forest
Will be invited to compete on next
season's “Survivor: Amazon.” |
| |
| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
|
 New York:
Planners Hope to Place Swimming Pool in
East River
Sweltering New Yorkers would get to splash
about with what's left of guys named Lucky,
Bananas and The Snitch. |
|
|
| U. S. NEWS |
|
Republicans End Debt Talks
with Democrats
Begin talks with Fox News. |
|
President Says He's
Withdrawing 33,000 Troops From
Afghanistan
Hiring 33,000 mercenaries to replace
them. |
| |
| REMINDER |
| |
Send
your lewd photos by snail
mail. |
|
|
|
| |
|
Report: Tritium Leaks Found
At Many Nuclear Sites
Panic unlikely, since most people have no
idea what tritium is. |
|
Texas May Ban “Intrusive
Touching” at Airport Security
Checkpoints
Following numerous complaints from Dallas
Cowboys cheerleaders. |
| |
| POLITICS |
|
More Problems for Gingrich:
Aide Acknowledges Second
Account at Tiffany
And three more at Cartier, Harry Winston
and DeBeers. |
|
