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PEOPLE
Murdoch Not Involved in Hacking Scandal, Which Never Happened
According to Fox News.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Schwarzenegger to Make Movie Return in Western
As usual, he'll play himself.
 
BUSINESS
Republicans Urged to Approve Increase in U.S. Debt Limit by IMF
In leftist plot to seize control of everything on behalf of proletariat.
Major Grocery Chain
Dumps Self-Checkout
Computers for Humans

Computers can't put their thumb on the scale.
AT&T's Merger With T-Mobile Challenged
Critics claim it would become unwieldy as AT&T&T.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Big Pharma Using Russia, China,
Uganda, Brazil, Poland, Romania
For Clinical Trials

If enough foreigners drop dead, drugs won’t be marketed to Americans.
New Study: Common Cold Less Severe if You Think You've Taken Something for It
Price of placebos skyrockets.
Mouse Study: Mystery Ingredient in Coffee Protects Against Alzheimer’s
Ask a veterinarian if coffee is right for you.
 
FDA: Marijuana Has No Proven Medicinal Benefits
Makes one wonder what they're smokin'.
 
SCIENCE
Study: Loss of Big Predators Disrupts Earth's Ecosystem
Remember that next time you're lounging on your bearskin rug, slurping shark's fin soup.

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