| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 House in
Movie “Up” Now
Selling for $399,000
Perfect pied-à-terre for
an elderly
computer-animated
widower. |
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Cuba Says 16% Online
Mainly on Craigslist seeking parts for
'58 Chevys. |
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| POLL |
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52% of Adults Currently Have
Jobs
Remaining 48% say they're “between jobs.” |
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| SPORTS |
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Owners Happily Settle With
Players to Avoid Strike
Lingerie Football League will begin on
time. |
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Bad News: NBA Stars to Play
Overseas During Lockout
Good news: could help our balance of
trade. |
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 Turkey:
Robot World Cup Considered a Success
Despite noisy presence of
vuvuzela-playing robots. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Last week the House of
Representatives passed
the Clean Water
Cooperative Federalism
Act of 2011. This bill
would: |
| A ) | Protect our
lakes and rivers from
water pollution. |
| B ) | Help the
federal government
cooperate with states to
keep their water clean. |
| C ) | Open up Mars
as a toxic waste dump. |
| D ) | Gut the Clean
Water Act of 1972. |
| Hint: the
Mars thing is a good
idea, but too expensive.
Guess again. |
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| TRAVEL |
|
Airline May Ban Babies in
First Class
Cites their immature behavior, lack of
consideration for others. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
|
 Chicago
Honors Marilyn Monroe
And upskirt photographers. |
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