| TRAVEL |
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 Hypersonic
Commercial Jet Would Fly From
Paris to Tokyo in 2 1/2 Hours
And another 2 1/2 hours to get
your luggage. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Internet to Allow Many
New Domains
Everything from .soup to .nuts. |
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Nearly Two Billion Worldwide
Now Overweight
Did somebody say McDonald's? |
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| EDUCATION |
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Study: One in Three Students in
Berlin Would Consider Prostitution to
Pay for Education
Conclusion: Don't send your daughter to
school in Berlin. |
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| SPORTS |
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Lakers' Ron Artest Changing
Name to Metta World Peace
To prevent being traded. |
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Tennis:
Wimbledon Trying to
Discourage Women Players
From Grunting
And men from crying. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Despite billions in U.S.
military aid to Pakistan
intended to fight
terrorism, terrorists
remain remarkably
comfortable there. This
is because: |
| A ) | c’mon,
it will only cost a few
hundred billion dollars
more. |
| B ) | a modern army
is no match for a bunch
of armed goat farmers. |
| C ) | when there
are no more terrorists,
there will be no more
billions for Pakistan's
military to fight
terrorism. |
| Hint: never
kill the golden goose. |
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| LAW |
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Ginsburg Disagrees With
Scalia's Interpretation of Walmart Ruling
And doesn't like getting paid half as
much as Breyer. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
|
 Man
Builds Full-Size Noah's Ark
Hopes he, his nagging wife and
hundreds of smelly animals
survive forty days and nights at
sea. |
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