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GOVERNOR SCHWARZENEGGER UNVEILS PLAN
TO FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING
He'll put some of his Hummers in storage. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Iraq Struggles to Draft New Constitution
White House struggles to dismantle old one. |
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Taliban Leader Tells Pakistan
TV Bin Laden Alive and Well
But misses the spotlight, has occasional
insomnia, quarrels with his wives. |
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MEDIA |
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PBS Takes First Step to
Reduce
Liberal Bias
Dumps all its subscribers. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Sean Penn in
Iran; War Imminent
Visit by actor (right)
usually precedes U.S.
invasion. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Latest: Video Proves Bush
Invaded Iraq to Collect on Unpaid Poker
Debt
Public reaction muted. |
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Senate Republicans Want to Cut
Off Funding for International
Red Cross After It Criticizes
U.S. on Prisoner Abuse
Will fold it into Shoot the Messenger
Act. |
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REMINDER
Everything's going
according to plan. |
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Autopsy Finds Schiavo Was in
Persistent Vegetative State
Autopsies ordered for Frist, DeLay. |
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Reasons Why Unemployment,
Weak Hiring Not Necessarily Bad |
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Keeps wages down. |
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Keeps unions down. |
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3. |
Keeps everyone scared,
obedient. |
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4. |
Great for military
recruitment. |
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