| PEOPLE |
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 Bill Maher Calls Obama a
“Lindsay Lohan”
“No way,” say Lohan, Obama. |
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| POLITICS |
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Born-Again Family Values GOP
Senator from Utah Admits
Affair with Married Staffer
Then announces he's re-born-again. |
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| MILESTONES |
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Magic Fingers Vibrating Bed
Inventor Dies at 92
He'll be buried in another of his inventions, Magic Fingers vibrating
coffin. |
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| BUSINESS |
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U.S. Inflation Held in Check
By fact nobody buying anything. |
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Administration Promoting
“Cash for Clunkers” Program
Works like this: trade in old clunker,
get $4500 towards new clunker. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Same-Sex Behavior Found in
Nearly All Animals
Not that there's anything wrong with
that. |
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Microbe in Greenland Ice
Wakes
Up After 120,000 Years
Looks around, goes back to sleep. |
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 New
Research Suggests
Orangutans May Be Our
Closest Relatives
Promises much livelier
Thanksgiving
dinners. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study Links Breast-Feeding to
Higher Grades, College Entry
Once in college, however, they do much
worse. |
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FDA: Zicam Nasal Spray Can
Cause Loss of Sense of Smell
Also, stay away from Zicam Eye Drops,
Zicam Mouth Rinse, Zicam Erectile Cream. |
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