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 NO. 969 “Expect the Ironic” APR 29 - MAY 5, 2019 

Apr 22
May 6
 
  KIM JONG UN TAKES TRAIN
TO RUSSIA, MEETS WITH
PUTIN FOR FIRST TIME

“It was love at first sight,” says Putin.
 
WORLD NEWS
Bolton: Trump Did Offer North
Korea $2 Million for Otto
Warmbier, Then Stiffed Them

“The art of the deal,” he explains.
 
MEDIA
Survey Finds 80% of All Tweets
Come From Just 2% of Americans

Typical tweeter in his early 70s, overweight, vain, dishonest, delusional.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Gas Prices Continue to Soar
Some fear we'll drive less, use public transportation, release less carbon into the atmosphere, save planet.
U. S. NEWS
White House Discontinues
Regular Press Briefings

Any announcements, policy changes, presidential directives will be made each morning on “Fox and Friends.”
Twitter CEO Tells Trump
“Lost” Followers Actually
Bots, Spam Accounts

“But that's my base,” Trump pleads.
 
REMINDER
  Revenge is a dish best served cold, but you can heat it up and it's not bad.
 
FBI Warns of Russian
Interference in 2020 Race

Trump thanks them for “'the good news.”
 
POLITICS
Biden Announces He's Entering 2020 Race
Still undecided about 2024, 2028.
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