Ironic Times

 NO. 85 "Expect the Ironic" APRIL 29 - MAY 5, 2002 

Apr 22
May 6
 
  Osbournes Visit White House
Seated, from left to right, Ozzy Osbourne, President George W. Bush, former President George H.W. Bush, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, Jack Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne. Standing, left to right, Aimee Osbourne, Laura Bush, former first lady Barbara Bush, Kelly Osbourne, Crown Prince Abdullah, and Wayne Newton.
 
WORLD NEWS
Vatican: Church Announces Tough Policy on Pedophilia
Will take effect "some time next summer."
U.S. Negotiator Exits Early From
Arms Reduction Talks with Russia

Wants to spend more time with his family.
IMF Loans Argentina $500 Billion
In Monopoly Money

Peso to float freely against Parker Brothers'
currency.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Atlanta Police Switch From Motorcycles to Segways
Criminals switch from running to skipping.
U. S. NEWS
U.S. Lags Behind Most
Nations in Sex Education

Americans "among the worst kissers," study finds.
Federal Reserve Optimistic
About Future

Most working there expect to do well.
 
REMINDER
This is National Clothing
Optional Week.
 
Poll: Public Evenly Divided on Nixon's Daughters Dispute
Fifty percent support Julie, fifty percent support Tricia.
 
Katherine Harris Considered Shoo-In For Florida Congressional Seat
Promises by Revlon, Max Factor, Helena Rubinstein to re-locate their corporate headquarters in her district have helped enormously.
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