Ironic Times

 NO. 137 "Expect the Ironic" APRIL 28 - MAY 4, 2003 

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TARIQ AZIZ IN CUSTODY
Turns himself over in response to, “Have you got any eights?
WORLD NEWS
Iraqis, Free of Distortions From
State-Sponsored TV, Purchase
Satellite Dishes

Can now get distortions from Fox News.
North Korea Blames Bad
Translation for Nuclear Flap

“We’re developing a balm” misunderstood by State Dept. interpreter.
Protesters Demand U.S.
Troops Leave Iraq

Also Kuwait, Saudia Arabia, Turkey, Djibouti and 139 other countries.
 
U. S. NEWS
Market Analyst Takes On New Challenge
Financial consultant Robert L. Muggs is appointed to SECís Accounting Oversight Board by President Bush.
U. S. NEWS - CONT'D
Bush to Declare Conflict Over
State Department completely defeated by Defense Department.
Greenspan Says Aging Population Could Pose Threat to Social Security
Rays of hope: new diseases, terrorist attacks, pollution, skyrocketing costs of medical care.
 
REMINDER
   Stay indoors until further notice.
 
Bush Says Repeal of Dividend Tax Would Create 400,000 Jobs
Mostly at Mercedes dealerships.
Administration Drops Probe of
Darwinian Biologist

Orders investigation of Newtonian physicist.
 
POLITICS
Democrats Set to Debate in South Carolina This Week
Nine presidential candidates will meet in roundtable discussion moderated by Monica Lewinsky.
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