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Ironic Times

 NO. 777 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 24 - 30, 2015 

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Aug 31
FDA APPROVES “FEMALE VIAGRA,” BUT ISSUES STRONG WARNING
Call your doctor if orgasms last more than four hours.
 
WORLD NEWS
North Korea on War Footing
Over Volume of Loudspeakers
At Border

Dennis Rodman calls for restraint.
 
ENVIRONMENT
July Hottest Month in History
Tops record set way back in June, 2015.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Trump Selling His “Make America Great Again” Caps
Proceeds go to help deport those who made them.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Trump's Plan to Deport All Illegals Could Cost $100-200 Billion
Plus another $100-200 billion to bring them back to provide us with food, clean our homes, watch our kids.
Ashley Madison Hack Exposes
Personal Info of Millions of
Cheating Spouses

Congress delays return by a week.
 
REMINDER
  Ask your Uber driver if he's ever been convicted of murder.
 
Federal Agencies Can Now Be Reviewed on Yelp
Say you discover an agency engaged in torture and nobody was ever held responsible, you could give that agency one star and add a scathing comment, too.
 
POLITICS
Latest Poll Has Trump Maintaining Double-Digit Lead Over GOP Field
However, finishes last when question phrased, “Seriously, who would you vote for?”
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