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 NO. 363 “Expect the Ironic” AUG 27 - SEPT 2, 2007 

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MORE TROUBLE FOR BUSH: DOGFIGHTING ALLEGATIONS
White House denies Cheney drowned Miss Beazley after she lost to Barney.
WORLD NEWS
Iraq: Number of Detainees Soars
New U.S. strategy: detain everyone to give government time to work.
Taliban Chief: Bin Laden
Alive and Well

In fact, he just had a long chat with Castro.
Pakistan Successfully Test-Fires
Cruise Missile

Warhead could reach India, Afghanistan or protesters in Karachi.
Russian Newspaper Publishes Putin's Secrets for Staying Fit
Eat borscht, exercise, kill or imprison your enemies.
U. S. NEWS
Intelligence Report: Maliki Government Has Little Chance of Success
Suggests country needs authoritarian secular nationalist.
Bush Compares Iraq to Vietnam
Himself to Nixon, Cheney to Agnew.
 
REMINDER
  If they outlaw guns for the insane, only sane outlaws will have guns.
 
White House Lists Iran's Revolutionary Guard as “Terrorist Organization”
Iran lists U.S. Marine Corps as terrorist organization.
Median House Prices to Drop for First Time Since at Least 1950
So, if you've been waiting 57 years to buy a house, you're in luck.
 
CAMPAIGN '08
Republicans Hope to Make Inroads
With Hispanic Voters

Promise to lower border fence by a couple of feet.
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