Ironic Times

 NO. 206 "Expect the Ironic" AUGUST 23 - 29, 2004  

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NEW YORK CITY OFFERS BUTTONS, DISCOUNTS TO PEACEFUL PROTESTERS
Those who don't advocate government's violent overthrow can get 15-25% off at participating merchants.
 
WORLD NEWS
Saudi Arabia to Hold First Ever National Elections in Fall
Some men will decide which other men get to hear what Royal family has decided to do.
Iraqi Panel Issues Scathing
Report on Pre-War Intelligence

But clears former President Hussein of distorting evidence.
 
OLYMPICS
Boxing: Drug Testing Leads to Mismatches In Early Rounds
U.S. boxer (left) finds himself overmatched against opponent from Republic of Fiji.
U. S. NEWS
Poll: 54% Still Believe Iraq
Has WMDs

Think President Bush is lying when he says they don't.
9/11 Panel's Urgent Recommendations Debated on Capitol Hill
Some want to appear to be “acting quickly,” others want to look like they're “moving aggressively.”
Study: Income Gap Increased
Over Last 20 Years

Good indication measures taken to help rich, hurt poor are working.
 
 
REMINDER
    You're right and everyone else
    is wrong.
 
Report: U.S. Population to
Reach 420 Million by 2050

210 million Democrats, 210 million Republicans.
FDA to Require New
Antidepressant Warning

It will read: "KEEP OUT OF THE HANDS OF SUICIDAL CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF FIVE."
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