Ironic Times

 NO. 258 "Expect the Ironic" AUGUST 22 - 28, 2005 

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WHAT SHOULD CURRENT CONFLICT BE CALLED?
After recent debate about whether it should be “War on Terror” or “Global Struggle Against Violent Extremism,” respondents offer their suggestions.
WORLD NEWS
New Timetable for U.S. Withdrawal From Iraq
Troops to leave only when Iraqis fully able
to wage civil war on their own.
Government Hopes New National Anthem Will Bring Unity to Afghanistan
However, outside of Kabul you can still be killed for singing it.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Amish Now Richest Group in America
Achieve wealth through use of cheap, clean alternative energy sources.
U. S. NEWS
Revealed: Bush Was Told
Hijackers Planned to Attack
Morning of 9/11

But “no specifics,” says White House.
Latest Poll Numbers Spell
Trouble for Bush

103% of respondents disapprove of his handling of war.
 
REMINDER
    Ask your doctor if socialized
    medicine is right for you.
 
Schwarzenegger Demands
Stronger Border Control

Wants to stop smugglers from bringing in generic muscle enhancement products.
 
ACADEMIA
Harvard to Investigate
Origins of Life

Assigns top male professors to project.
 
 
 
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