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 NO. 692 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 16 - 22, 2013 

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Dec 23
FAKE SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER FROM MANDELA MEMORIAL HIRED BY OAKLAND ATHLETICS
As their third base coach.
 
WORLD NEWS
China Lands Probe on Moon
Will soon build two large colonies connected by high-speed rail.
Kim Jong Un Purges Uncle,
Has Him Executed

Replaces him with Dennis Rodman's uncle.
India Makes Homosexuality
A Crime Again

Except for arranged same-sex marriages.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Playboy Turns 60
Originally aimed at 30-year-old bachelors seeking the good life, it now appeals to 90-year-old bachelors seeking the good life.
U. S. NEWS
House Passes Bipartisan Budget
Republicans reluctantly agree to cuts in bloated military projects, while Democrats gladly throw poor, unemployed under bus.
House Republicans Criticize Iran Deal
Fear possible outbreak of peace.
 
REMINDER
  Somewhere there is someone who looks just like you and is charging stuff on your credit card.
 
Tech Giants Google, Facebook, Twitter, Microsoft, Apple, LinkedIn, AOL, Yahoo Petition Government to End Vast Data Collection Program
Claim that's what they do.
Survey: 54% of Americans Resolve to Save More in 2014, 19% to Spend Less
Rest will spend freely, curse like sailors, drink like an Irish poet on a book tour.
 
LAW
Utah Judge Decriminalizes Polygamy
Under intense pressure from his wives.
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