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MEDIA
Fox News's Megyn Kelly: Santa, Jesus Were White
Statement outrages only remaining Fox News viewer of color, and he changes channel.
 
BUSINESS
Applebee's to Replace Waiters With Tablets
Will use their salaries for tech support.
Tobacco Companies Spending Millions to Combat Poor Nations' Anti-Smoking Laws
In Sudan, Joe Camel promoted as a superhero bringing good health to beleaguered nation.
World's Largest Ship Launches
Owned by Shell, it will transport vast amounts of oil from autocrats to plutocrats.
 
SCIENCE
New Theory: Universe a Hologram
And so are you.
SCIENCE - CONT'D
NASA: Ancient Lake on Mars Had Drinkable Water
Unlike Lake Ontario, Lake Erie.
400,000-Year-Old Skeleton Discovered in Spain Adds New Mystery to Human Origins
And scares the bejeezus out of researchers when it starts to dance.
Private Venture “Mars One” Plans Eventual Reality TV Show on Red Planet
Would make back enormous production cost by syndicating outside solar system.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
FDA Plan to Phase Out Antibiotic Use by Farms Requires Voluntary Action
Pigs, cows, chickens say they're all in.

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