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NASA Releases
Video Debunking Mayan Calendar
Doomsday Predictions
Now everyone's scared. |
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China Invests Record Amount in U.S.
At American Empire Going Out of Business Sale. |
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Italy Wobbles With Uncertainty in
Response to Berlusconi's Possible
Return to Power
Stock market down, price of sex up. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Kim Jong Un Named
Man of the Year by Time's Readers
Who, to everyone's surprise, are mostly North Koreans. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Obama: Prosecution of Pot
Smokers Not “Top Priority”
Impact: if you and a bunch of guys drive around
getting stoned and calling yourselves the Choom
Gang, don't expect to be brought up on federal charges. |
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British Banking Giant HSBC
To Pay Record $1.92 Billion
Fine for Money Laundering
If it does so again it will be slapped on other wrist. |
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| REMINDER |
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Politics is war without bloodshed,
while war is politics with drones. |
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U.S. Military Judge Rules That
No Mention of Torture of Accused
May Be Permitted in Trial
of Khalid Sheik Mohammed
Citing Sharia law. |
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Overcrowded National Mall
May Not Have Room for
World War I Monument
Saving space for World War III monument. |
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