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 NO. 690 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 2 - 8, 2013 

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OBAMA: AMERICA CAN'T CONTINUE BEING WORLD'S POLICEMAN
We will, however, continue being world's Peeping Tom.
 
WORLD NEWS
Scotland's Blueprint for
Independence: Keep Queen,
Currency, But Have Its Own Army

And cuisine.
China Protests Flyover by B-52s
Threatens repossessing them.
Afghanistan May Legalize
Stoning For Adulterers Again

But not until after Bill Clinton's planned visit.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Fuel Removal Under Way at Japanís Crippled Fukushima Nuclear Plant
Operation should be finished in 10,000 years.
U. S. NEWS
John Boehner Gets Health
Insurance Under Obamacare

Hell freezes over.
JPMorgan Chase Pays $13
Billion Settlement, Holder Says
People Could Still Go to Jail

For like three weeks.
 
REMINDER
  Only 23 days until they stop playing that horrible music.
 
Report: FBI Kept Tabs on
Existentialists Jean-Paul
Sartre, Albert Camus

At one point J. Edgar Hoover himself met with Sartre, disguised as Simone de Beauvoir.
Massachusetts Mall Santa
Charged With Groping Co-Worker

Blames “Naughty and Nice” app on his smartphone.
 
POLL
Two Thirds of Americans Say
Most People Can't Be Trusted

It's the other one third advertisers crave.
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