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 NO. 689 “Expect the Ironic” NOV 25 - DEC 1, 2013 

Nov 18
Dec 2
SENATE MAJORITY VOTES TO REMOVE TED CRUZ'S TONGUE
Vote goes along party lines.
 
WORLD NEWS
Egypt Bans Protests Without
Police Approval

And anyone requesting police approval will be arrested.
 
POLITICS
Bill Clinton Says He Hopes for “a Woman President” in His Lifetime
But doesn't have anyone in particular in mind.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Ohio Walmart Holds Holiday Food Drive for Own Employees
Who are starving.
U. S. NEWS
Senate Dems Invoke Nuclear Option
Setting off Republican Doomsday Device.
Alabama Pardons Last Three Scottsboro Boys
After carefully deliberating for eighty-two years.
 
REMINDER
  Most coastal cities won't begin flooding for years.
 
Google, Microsoft in Joint Venture
Don't be evil meets Evil.
Congressman Caught With
Cocaine Backed GOP Plan to
Drug-Test Food Stamp Recipients

Didn't want them using food stamps to drive up the price of his drugs.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
“Selfie” Beats Out “Twerk”
For Word of the Year

“I just took a selfie of myself twerking” was named Sentence of the Year.
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