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 NO. 422 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 13 - 19, 2008 

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Oct 20
McCAIN SUFFERS MILD HEART ATTACK
For three hours, Sarah Palin is presidential candidate.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Economy Meltdown Triggers Worldwide Depression
Six billion people encouraged to go shopping.
North Korea Taken Off Terror List
Put on terror list taxi squad.
Karzai's Brother Linked
To Heroin Trade

Tells reporters “I don't know nothin' 'bout that shit.”
G7 Leaders Meet to Discuss Worsening Economic Crisis
Cost of meeting: $3.2 million.
U. S. NEWS
Paulson Optimistic Economy
Will Turn Around

Cites encouraging e-mail from Nigeria.
Heating Oil Prices to Surge
This Winter

Americans urged to build igloos.
 
REMINDER
  Friends don't let friends vote for someone who calls everyone “my friends.”
 
Consumer Confidence Index
At All-Time Low

Consumers' confidence in Consumer Confidence Index at all-time high.
Alaska Legislative Panel: Gov. Palin Abused Power, Violated Ethics Laws
But aw shucks by golly, she's darn cute.
Americans Looking for New Start
Pile possessions on car roofs, head for California.
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