Ironic Times

 NO. 161 "Expect the Ironic" OCTOBER 13 - 19, 2003 

Oct 6
Oct 20
 
PRESIDENT
CAUGHT ON
THE LINKS

He was supposed to be attending an important cabinet meeting.
 
WORLD NEWS
Turkey to Send Troops to Iraq
Move is popular with everyone except Turks and Iraqis.
Middle East: Radical Islamists
Call for Boycott of All
American-Made Products

Except Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
 
FACTOID
One in Five Americans Speaks
Foreign Language at Home

They're called teenagers.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Sea-Launched Rocket Sends Satellite Into Orbit
Will provide phone, TV, Internet services to dolphins.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Administration Completes Exhaustive Investigation of Itself
“We did nothing wrong,” they all say in unison.
Angry Members of Congress
Want Iraq To Pay for Rebuilding
With Oil Profits

Afghanistan with opium profits.
Liberty Bell Moved
Placed in storage in undisclosed location.
 
 
REMINDER
  You can't go home again, except
  to do some laundry.
 
White House: Saddam Was Definitely Daydreaming About Nukes, WMDs
Forensic psychics, handwriting analysts
confirm alarming thought patterns.
16 More Women Say They Were Never Groped by Schwarzenegger
Brings total to 23 who claim they were not sexually harassed by him.
Study: Americans Wasted
$69.5 Billion in Time and Gas
Stuck in Traffic in '01

Money could have gone to repair Iraq's highways, oil fields.
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