Ironic Times

 NO. 109 "Expect the Ironic" OCTOBER 14 - 20, 2002 

Oct 7
Oct 21
 
U.S. SPECIAL FORCES ALREADY IN IRAQ
Elite corps deployed to No-Fly Zone.
WORLD NEWS
Afghanistan Issues New Currency
One new Afghani purchases as much opium as 1,000 old Afghanis.
Former President Carter to
Observe Jamaica Vote

Then it's on to Florida.
Nobel Peace Prize Chairman: Prize for Carter a "Kick in the Leg" for Bush
Bush: Congressional resolution "kick in the ass" for Nobel Peace Prize Chairman.
Iraqi Official Calls for Duel to the Death Between Bush and Saddam
Idea has merit, says Gore.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Study Concludes Lie Detectors Unreliable
But researchers won't submit to polygraph.
Web-Enabled Refrigerator-TV Debuts
Will automatically let you know when it's time to throw out that furry roast beef.
U. S. NEWS
U.S. Plans Military Government
In Iraq

Much like our own.
Bush Initiated Off-the-Books Harken Deal to Hide Debt, Inflate Stock
But White House explains that Saddam
could attack us at any moment.
Congress Passes Pledge of
Allegiance Bill

God, flag easier to uphold than Constitution.
 
REMINDER
A fool and his money are soon elected.
 
Supreme Court Refuses to Rule in New Jersey Senate Controversy
Not a constitutional issue unless Democrat wins, they say.
 
LAW
Alabama Anti-Sex Toy
Law Struck Down

Sex Toy Manufacturers Association: "We're going to Disneyland."
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