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 NO. 370 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 15 -21, 2007 

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AL GORE WINS NOBEL PRIZE
To go with his Oscar.
 
WORLD NEWS
Paris: Intruders Punch Hole in Impressionist Masterpiece by Monet
Police suspect Surrealists.
Turkey Recalls Ambassador to U.S. Over Armenian Genocide Resolution
But plans book, If We Did It.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Magazine Blasted by Candidates
Claim photo shoot understood to be “strictly confidential.”
U. S. NEWS
750,000 Homeless in U.S.
And 7.5 million unsold homes.
Debate: Republicans Heatedly Disagree Slightly With Each Other
Angrily split hairs on war, taxes, environment, health care.
Gonzales Hires Top Criminal Lawyer
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
 
REMINDER
  If they outlaw nuclear weapons, only outlaws will have them.
 
Drought Could Force California
Growers to Cut Back

Well-timed, since there won’t be anyone to pick crops they won’t be growing.
Several States Moving Primary Dates Further Ahead for Greater Influence
Results from yesterday's Oklahoma primary are still incomplete.
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