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 NO. 350 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 28 - JUNE 3, 2007 

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“I MAY HAVE GONE OVER THE LINE,” SAYS MONICA GOODLING
Shown here with unidentified friend.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Tried to Assassinate Muqtada al-Sadr by Luring Him to Peace Talks
Helps explain his continuing mistrust of Americans.
Iraqi Farmers Now Growing
Opium Instead of Rice

Transition to democracy nearly complete.
 
POLLS
20% of Americans Now Believe
Surge Improving Situation in Iraq

Some use Magical Realism, others
Pathological Denial.
 
U. S. NEWS
Bush Defends Immigration Plan, Gonzales
Says if it weren't for immigration we wouldn't have Gonzales.
Report: Bush Refused to Hear
CIA's Warnings About Iraq

“Surprise me,” he told them.
 
REMINDER
  The cost of paying your Internet bill by mail has gone up two cents.
 
Good News: Gas Prices Slightly Lower
Bad news: there's nowhere to go, nothing to do.
Bush: We'll Leave Iraq
“If They Ask Us”

And invade Iran “if they ask us.”
 
POLITICS
White House “Rapid Response” Team Formed to Quickly Counter Critics
With smears, innuendos and an occasional IRS audit.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
New Forensic Analysis Confirms
Oswald Didn't Act Alone

Findings should put matter to rest.
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