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 NO. 351 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 4 - 10, 2007 

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DICK, LYNNE CHENEY POSE WITH NEWBORN GRANDSON
“We couldn't be more conflicted,” says beaming grandma.
 
WORLD NEWS
America Uniting All Warring
Factions in Iraq

To attack Americans.
Russia Tests ICBM Impervious to U.S. Missile Defenses
Paid for by U.S. millionaires who bought rides to space station.
U.S. Ranks 96th Out of 121
Nations on “Peace Index”

And we had to fight to get that high.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Loch Ness Monster Spotted
By Bigfoot.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Names Zoellick to
Run World Bank

After he agrees to dump his girlfriend.
TB Patient Apologizes for Exposing Millions to Deadly Disease
But his miles would have expired.
Army Sending Amputees
Back Into Combat

Tactic last used by Germany in April, 1945.
 
REMINDER
  Ask your doctor if doctor-assisted suicide is right for you.
 
Alabama Officially Apologizes
For Slavery

“Now give us a pro sports team,” says Governor.
Starbucks Switches To 2% Milk
Move expected to save 300,000 lives.
Cheney's Lawyer Told Secret
Service to Stop Keeping Visitor Logs

To save paper.
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