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| NO. 298 |
“Expect
the Ironic” |
MAY 29 - JUNE 4,
2006 |
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BLAIR VISITS BUSH
AT WHITE HOUSE
They discuss fixing intel
to justify bombing Iran. |
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Bush Compares Present Era to
Cold War
Except this time we're the Soviet Union. |
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Prime Minister Says Iraq's
Troops Almost Ready to Do Battle
With U.S. troops. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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RV Ownership at Record Highs
Credit given to FEMA. |
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| POLITICS |
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Once-United GOP Beginning to
Fracture (see chart below) |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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House Calls FBI Raid of
Congressman's Office Violation
Of Separation of Powers
Will pass law prohibiting practice, which
Bush will approve, adding signing
statement that he doesn't have to abide
by it. |
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NSA Wiretapping Yielding
Results
So far, 20 million cheating spouses have
been identified. |
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Arizona Ballot Measure Would
Give $1 Million to Lucky Voter
Winner could then afford to run for
office. |
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House, Senate
Agree on Immigration Bill
Fifty more immigrant
crossing signs will be posted
in border states. |
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FACTION |
VALUES |
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Old
Money Conservatives |
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Establish permanent
plutocracy |
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Christian
Right |
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Bring Jesus
into schools, government, dating |
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Big
Corporate Interests |
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Make tax cheating
more convenient |
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Homophobes |
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Make nation
safe for hate crimes |
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Xenophobes |
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Construct giant wall
around entire country, give
border guards shoot-to-kill orders |
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Prairie
Independents |
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Destroy all
regulatory agencies, rape
environment |
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War Hawks |
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Make
world into freedom-loving
mini-Americas through
unrestrained use of military
power |
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Traditionalists |
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Restore
routine corruption, bribery,
influence peddling to former
place of honor |
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