 BIDEN BRINGING BACK
WEEKLY FIRESIDE CHATS
They were discontinued after Ford
accidentally burned down West Wing. |
|
| |
| WORLD NEWS |
 |
Russia: Anti-Putin Protests Break
Out Across All Eleven Time Zones
Anti-Putin protesters in Moscow just
waking up as anti-Putin protesters
in Kamchatka just going to sleep. |
| |
| LAW |
|
Trump's Legal Team Presents
His Defense Brief, Including
His Belief Election Stolen
Leaving open plausible plea of insanity. |
| |
| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
|
 Confusing State
Rules Delay Vaccine Rollout
In Florida, those eligible include
golf pros, snowbirds, men over 70
named Morris. |
|
|
| U. S. NEWS |
|
144 Constitutional Law Scholars
Call Trump's Impeachment
Defense “Legally Frivolous”
As well as “downright hilarious.” |
|
House Votes to Kick Marjorie
Taylor Greene Off Committees
Motion to wash her mouth out with
soap fails. |
| |
| REMINDER |
| |
Only Jews can prevent forest fires. |
|
|
|
| |
|
Biden: “No Need” for Trump
To Get Intel Briefings
“Putin will have to get them the
old-fashioned way,” he adds. |
|
White House May Release
Trump Visitor Logs
To aid law enforcement, and for a
few good laughs. |
|
Poll: Only 9% of Americans
Say They Approve of QAnon
Comes as great relief that just thirty
million or so believe Hillary Clinton
rips off faces of young children, drinks
their blood. |
|
