PUTIN WELCOMES
WORLD TO SOCHI OLYMPICS
Says security not a problem. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Accuses Russia of Eavesdropping
on Private Diplomatic Conversation
Assistant Secretary of State Pot delivers complaint
to Russian Ambassador Kettle. |
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Earliest Footprints, 800,000 to 1 Million
Years Old, Discovered in England
Prehistoric Brits were standing in orderly queue, waiting
politely for something. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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First McDonald's
Opens in Vietnam
“Over 2 billion sold” replaces
“Over 2 million killed.” |
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U. S. NEWS |
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National Guard Caught Up in $50 Million
Recruiting Fraud
Scandal might warrant calling out National Guard. |
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U.S. Banks Ease Loan Standards
What could go wrong? |
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REMINDER |
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Nothing is good for you. |
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NSA, Overwhelmed by Cellphone Use,
Collecting Only 30% of Our Call Data
Desperately needs to replace Snowden. |
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In Future War, Justice Scalia Doesn't
Rule Out Internment Camps
For people who look like liberals, say. |
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POLITICS |
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Spreadsheet Listing 40 Top
Koch Donors Mistakenly Left Behind by
Guest at Seminar
In brief: don't eat Papa John pizza or buy
Jockey underwear. |
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