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NATION'S CAPITAL BROUGHT
TO A STANDSTILL
By Sen. Shelby (R-Ala.). |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iran Launches Mouse, 2 Turtles,
Dozen Worms Into Space
Experts fear it could presage even
weirder payloads. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Intel Chiefs Warn: Terror Attack
Imminent
Then they run like hell. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Top Generals: Drop “Don't Ask,
Don't Tell”
Replace it with: “You Are! Who
Knew?” |
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FBI Wants ISP's to Keep
Record of Every Site You Visit for 2
Years
Just you. |
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| REMINDER |
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This
is the golden age of
obesity. |
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Study: Drivers Who Text 6
Times More Likely to Crash
But friends can participate in final
thoughts: “OMG, crsh!!!” |
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Google, National Security
Agency Team Up
To form “one big mutha,” says
spokesman. |
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| POLITICS |
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Sarah
Palin Reportedly Bought 4000
Copies of Her Own Book
“She's a voracious
reader,” says
spokesperson. |
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