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 PAKISTAN
RELEASES A.Q. KHAN FROM HOUSE
ARREST
Man considered world's biggest
nuclear proliferator says he
“can't wait to get back to
work.” |
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Saudi Arabia Has 11 Ex-Gitmo
Prisoners on Most Wanted List
Despite Extremist Reeducation
Classes
Apparently, “Death to Israel
101” didn't help. |
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Suppressed Report Concludes U.S. Outsourced Torture
And torture tech support. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 More
Trouble for Obama Administration
Pick for Under Secretary of
Agriculture (right) caught
smuggling live pigeons in his
underwear. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bad News: 600,000 Jobs
Lost in January
Good news: mostly jobs Americans won't
do. |
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CIA Nominee Panetta: No
Extraordinary Renditions
Just your regular everyday standard-issue
Plain Jane renditions. |
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Postal Service Wants to Cut
Service to 5 Days
Will also suspend service during rain,
snow, sleet, hail. |
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| REMINDER |
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All
the qualified people are
corrupt. |
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Senators Desperately Looking
for Programs Which Could Be Cut
Will meet aboard one of 11 aircraft
carriers currently protecting us from
Japan. |
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Obama's Pick to Head Commerce
Dept. Wanted to Disband It
But paid his taxes. |
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Groundhog Sees Six More
Weeks of Winter
Bill Murray sees six more weeks of residuals. |
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