PEOPLE |
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Japanese Billionaire Seeking “Special
Woman” to Accompany |
Him on Flight
Around Moon
“A sport, a goer, wink wink, nudge nudge,
say no more, he adds knowingly.” |
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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Hollywood: Rampant Speculation About
What Harry, Meghan Will Do
to Make a Living
Some predict a reality series (“Keeping
Up With the Windsors”), or a sitcom
(“Royal Pains”) or, if no new
offers appear, perhaps she'll return to
opening briefcases on “Deal or No Deal”. |
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BUSINESS |
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Report: Trump Tax Cut
Created $32 Billion Windfall
For America's Top Banks
And yet, they still don't open until 10. |
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Gwyneth Paltrow's
Candle Called “This Smells Like My Vagina”
Sells Out
It's the most popular of her products
that smell like her vagina. |
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SCIENCE |
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Strange Particles Found in
Antarctica Cannot Be
Explained by Physics
So physicists turn to astrology. |
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Scientists Discover Oldest
Material Known to Exist on
Earth, 7.5 Billion Years Old
Nobody, ever, in all those years, thought
to pick it up and throw it out. |
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Breakthrough:
Scientists Use Stem Cells From
Frogs to Build Tiny Living Robots
A full-sized robot frog still years away. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Average Adult Will Try 126
Different Diets During Their Lifetime
Before realizing eating less does
the trick. |
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Study: Regular
Cardio Exercises Strengthen
Brain Health, Slow Cognitive
Decline
And who knows, you could get lucky. |
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